He gave me the best massage I've ever had.

My regular girl was not in and I had to take a guy who was available or reschedule.

He gave me the best massage I've ever had. When I got home, I told my girl that I wished he would have massaged my balls and stick because he really knew hot to handle a body.

She now thinks I'm gay.

I don't want to do anything with guys. Just would have been a nice thing.

Who is right?

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